Hallie is DUMB
I love it when people write on my hands… and when they sing obnoxiously next to me… and when they have red hair… and when they wear pink head bands… and when they laugh at me when I’m writing things…
JUST KIDDING I HATE IT.
There are some ducks that live on my street. They look like these ducks.
They usually run away when I try to give them bread.
Today, I was leaving for school and I looked out the car window and the ducks were staring at me. Maybe they know something I don’t. Maybe they’re plotting my murder. You never know with ducks these days.
Michael Saad, Friend or Foe?
After everything we have done for him? After devoting a good 30 minutes out of our day to deliver birthday cards and candy to the younger and better looking of the Saad brothers (Danny obviously), this is how he repays us? By outing our deepest, darkest secret? Michael Saad, my good people, is no friend. You may in fact call him a foe. This little Lebanese Benedict Arnold has severed our friendship beyond repair.
What was once a discreet blog, is now out in the open. It’s true, we only have two followers, but that doesn’t get us down! We appreciate every last one of them! But now we could have 5, 10, maybe even 20 followers! Do you think we have the time or abilities to entertain such a large group of people? Absolutely not! So thanks a lot Michael Saad! You ruined everything! We will never forgive you and your big mouth.
Shout-out to Katie Cook
Okay now for a more serious blog post…
So today, I tried out a new shampoo (aka shamp, shampy, shampy shamp, etc.)
It was above average, if I do say so myself. You see, I’m used to Herbal Essences’ “Hello Hydration.” But this new “Body Boost” from the Garnier Fructis collection was quite spectacular. My hair follicles were tingling with joy as I applied a liberal amount and massaged it into my scalp. I rinsed and proceeded to use some Herbal Essences Conitioner (condish, if you will). I know that I was branching out from my usual Herbal Essences routine, but a part of me was clinging to the past by still using that Conditioner. And, you know what? I liked it. And I plan on using these two products again.
On another note, I wrote a play today. It’s a short one act. It’s called “A Play On Words” and its pretty cheesy. Its just a bunch of puns in the context of a conversation between a boy and a girl. I will be directing it and (hopefully) it will be performed at our school’s Drama Jam.
And one last thing:
I was going to fill this space with something funny that my little brother Anthony said, but when I asked him to say something funny, he just said
“What? Why?”
So… there it is, folks.
Also, I love Katie Cook.
Oh and Anthony also says “my leg.”
To our many followers…
Thank you for your support over these last three days. You have made these days so memorable for us. We can’t thank you enough.
We do, however, have one request: Be safe on the roads.
Also, don’t count your chickens before you strike the match.
This has been: HalPal and Cratherine.
Much love and monster mashes.
<3
